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Give Me the Bird! [Prussia X Reader]
"Damn it's cold," you muttered as you hugged the sides of your (favorite color) hoodie.
It was currently the middle of December and you were waiting on your friend longtime best friend Gilbert. The reason you were meeting the albino was that he had to show you his new companion, Gilbird.
So, instead of meeting up with him in a warm building, you decided to meet each other at your city's frozen park. So here you are, shivering in a pair of black skinny jeans and chestnut brown boots waiting for Gil.
Yay for you.
A icicle began to form on the tip of your nose until a certain Prussian's signature laugh notified you of his presence.
"Kesesesese!~ Hallo, frau!"
You whipped around to see Gilbert with a tiny yellow companion sitting atop his head.
"Hey Gil," you said as you hugged yourself tighter, "who's the cute little bird?" Gilbert snickered as he carefully removed the young chick from his head and held it in the palm of his hand. "Zis is mein bester Freund Gilbird!" At the men
Hetalia StereotypesOn one very boring world meeting the nations were discovering there boredom was taking over. So Prussia decides to break it.
"So guys here's an awesome idea I found this song on youtube why don't we watch the music video" Prussia said with a smirk
Canada knew what he was up to but did not say a word.
He whispered to himself "Those hosers need to be taught a lesson!"
Unable to comprehend Prussia's plan the nations agreed. America pulled out his laptop out of his laptop case and went to the website youtube.com. Prussia looked up the song with a big smirk. The song then started to play.
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
As soon as Japan heard the beginning of the song he became extremely deep red and said, "Th-That is not true! I do not rove tentacle porn it's just something my country came up with!"
Stereotype Song Hetalia X ReaderYou were sitting at the world meeting table,Infront of you was your laptop and earbuds in your ear. You had gone from watching Tyler Oakley, to Pewdiepie, to Your Favorite Martian. You had managed to wander to the stereotype song. Wondering what it was about.
Clicking on it, the catchy music started. You listened to the lyrics. Your eyes widened and you burst out laughing. You looked up the lyrics and got an idea.
This was perfect!
Gladly nobody else was there yet,so you had enough time to set up your hilarious plan.
Every nation flooded in. Sitting in a chair. The meeting was going to start in 2 minutes and you sat in your same spot with a huge grin.
"Hey (y/n) What's up?" You heard America say,Looking up you noticed him approaching you.
"Oh hey America, everything is just great!" You giggled. He gave you a slight questioned look.
"So..What going on with you? Its your turn to announce the beginning of the meeting."
You just nodded. "Oh I have an awesome announce
Who Are You? (Jealous!CanadaxReader) Chapter 1An ear splitting scream echoed throughout my house as my head shot up from my peaceful nap. Ugh why did we let Alfred convince us he could handle watching The Exorcist?
“Alfred calm down, aru.” I heard my sleepy Chinese friend say from under me. Wait under me!? I had dozed off during the movie and ended up practically on top of Yao’s lap. I quickly scrambled off and shot my boyfriend Matthew an apologetic look. Thank god he was still leaning on the opposite side of the couch, eyes closed. He sure was a heavy sleeper to not have woken up at Alfred’s little episode. Speaking of which I turned my head to see the American unable to take his eyes off the screen. I watched his eyes widen as the girl on the screen descended the staircase backwards on her hands.
“Turn the lights on! Turn them on!” he shrieked jumping from the floor to my lap. I sighed pushing him off to get up and flick the lights on. Looking at the couch I see Yao has fallen back asleep and
America x Gamer!Reader"Ha! Beat you again, Alfred!"
(Name) tossed her Xbox controller down onto the ground and crossed her arms, beaming triumphantly at Alfred F. Jones, her best friend since 6th grade.
Alfred stared at the TV, the controller sliding out of his hands and onto the ground. "Duuuude..." he whispered quietly. "You freakin' murdered me...! Unbelievable!"
"Wow, Al!" (Name) went on with her boasting, "no matter what game you put in, I'm still better!" She did a mini celebration dance. Then she stopped. "Odd, because it was you who first got me to start playing video games, anyways..."
"Yeah," Alfred replied. "I think I may have went too far...!"
Alfred sighed. Even though the two were best friends, (Name) could get a bit too competitive when it came to video games. He didn't mind the "losing to a girl" thing that much--it was just all the annoying gloating she would do after. It drove him crazy... And "crazy" with a capital "C!" Ar
Unrequited crush : Denmark x Reader(I know this isn't the Hetalia x Reader, but I thought this was a cool idea, so :L)
It was lunch, and (Y/N) and Mathias sat at the lunch table, talking about random school stuff, until the topic got to crushes.
(Y/N) smiled, and tugged on Mathias' sleeve. "So, who do you like? C'mon, tell me!" (Y/N) said excitedly, making Mathias grin at her.
"Well, there's this girl who goes to the same class as us, and she has (Your hair color) hair..." He began. (Y/N)'s heartbeat increased.
'Is he talking about me?' She flushed, and looked at him hopefully. "Stop teasing, and tell me who you like already!~" She hid her nervousness, and smiled.
"Alright, alright..." He raised his hands, and chuckled. "Her name is (G/N)." (Y/N) felt her heart drop to her stomach, and she instantly felt like she got hit by a truck.
"O-oh, (G/N)..." She tried hiding her sadness, and when Mathias didn't ask if she was alright, she knew she succeeded in hiding her feeling.
"Yeah! Isn't she really nice?"
Sealand x Young!Reader. It hurts, take it out!"Ow! Ow, Peter- Ow! Get it out!" You screeched.
"Hey, hey calm down. It'll stop hurting soon..." The young Brit said soothingly. Arthur had just been walking past the room at that point, and he froze, looking at the door.
"I never thought it would hurt this much!" You cried.
"No, nobody does..." Peter gave a small sigh. Arthur stepped closer to the door, listening intently. No, that was definitely the sound of creaking bedsprings.
"Ow! Stop moving it like that!" Arthur felt faint. The two of you can't have been older than twelve! "Get it out of me!" You snapped, fighting back the urge to sob. Francis came past, the opposite way Arthur came, but Arthur beckoned him over.
"You're experienced in this field, right?" The Englishman whispered.
"What field?" Francis whispered back, wondering why they were whispering.
"Listen..." Bedsprings groaned again.
"Ooh! There was no need for that!" Peter snapped.
"You're hurting me!" You wailed.
"Well, I don't see what's so-" Francis was cut off by a p
Police!ScotlandxReader SONGFICPolice!ScotlandxReader: Lost & Far from Home
Song: Lost & Far From Home ~ Katie Costello
With her head on a pillow
And her pains tucked under the sheets~
Music playing softly
Without a steady beat~
You buried your head into the pillows of your tiny bed, hoping your tears would disappear into the matching sheets. Your MP3 was playing, though on a very low setting. It was just background noise to ignore what was really happening.
Loud, horrible, hateful fighting. Your parents were divorcing, and were fighting about who would keep you. Or rather, trying to shove you off onto the other.
“I want nothing to do with her! She’s just like you, annoying as hell!”
“Well I don’t want the kid either! She looks just like you, and I can’t stand that!”
The TV flickers flames of color
It ignites the room~
A black & white face
You couldn't take it anymore. You HAD to get away, far away
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